How to cook Vegetables.

You might think this is a useless topic. Oh I disagree. As someone who can’t eat meat, let me assure you, people do not know how to cook vegetables. Or, they only know one or two tasteless ways. Not eating meat has many plights.

First, no one invites you for dinner., Here’s what happens: We’re visiting with friends when the husband says, “We’ll have to have you  over for dinner, soon.” 

Wife smiles but kicks her husband under the table. She grits her teeth, “Yes, we’ll check our calendar” and her eyes say “What in the world would I feed this woman?”

And if they do invite us, I get a plate of soggy veggies that look and taste like they went through the dishwasher; while everyone else has a sumptuous dinner.”  Then rather than be rude I slide the mushy peas and carrots down my throat.

I have found before attending social or business dinners, it’s just easier if I eat before going to dinner. Whether I pre-order a vegetarian meal or try my luck with whatever’s for dinner, no one at the table is able to ignore someone who doesn’t dig into the meat.

Man A says scornfully, “Don’t you eat meat?”  meaning what kinda nut job are you?

Man B says hopefully. “Aren’t you going to eat that?”  Meaning I hope she gives it to me.

Turns out men are perfectly willing to eat off a stranger’s plate if the meat looks tasty enough.

Woman A says, feeling guiltily “I should eat less meat”, counting  the calories of her filet in her head.
Woman B  starts a discussion of why don’t I eat meat. Stopping otherwise interesting table talk into guilt, or cruelty to animals or “What do you eat?” and other tension creating subjects.

So, whether you  want to eat more vegetables or want to  know what to cook when one of those odd-ball vegetarians darkens your  dinner table, here’s a resource of how to cook vegetables

Think TENT

Taste –

 They are veggies but it helps if they have a good taste

Ease – Chopping and peeling  raw, fresh vegetables can be time consuming. Frozen veggies are a good choice, but please, not those canned things.

Nutrition

 - After all, isn’t this why we eat those green and orange things?

Time

 – In general, cooking time is less than for meat but prep time can take a while.

Notice there is no C –Calories.  Yes, veggies have calories but they offer redeeming value of fiber and health benefits.  Unless you’re on a really strict diet (perish the word). I don’t count these calories. You can if you want.  And some cooking techniques will add calories. (Which is why I am not including fried methods)

In order of my preference the cooking choices are:

Boil

Microwave

Steam

Blanch

Saute

Roast

Grill.

Boil.

Put the Corn, Carrots, broccoli, beans, peas, whatever into boiling water. This will cook them, and if you cook them very long they’ll get soggy.  Usually the only seasoning is salt. Plus   most of the nutrition will leach out into the water which gets poured down the drain. Yuck.

Microwave and Steaming give similar results.

To microwave, put veggies into a microwave safe bowl with  just a bit of water. Add Salt, butter, whatever you like and cover.
To Steam you need a steamer which sits inside the pot, just over the water, And cover with lid. Season as desired.

Or they have those fancy “steamed vegetables in a bag” in the frozen food department. But for a fraction of the cost you can get the same results with your own fresh or frozen vegetables.

              Whether steaming or microwaving, you control the time to avoid soggy veggies, unless you like soggy veggies, although I can’t imagine why you would.  This is easy and you keep the nutrition intact

Blanch.  This is just a fancy way to say boil for a quick minute or two. Generally you’ll use this if you want to soften the vegetable a bit before adding to a salad, pasta, or roasting.  And if you want to peel a tomato, blanch it first and the skin peels right off.  This doesn’t really cook the vegetable.

Saute. Heat a wide pan, add olive oil, butter, canola oil, whatever you like. Sounds like they’ll taste better already, don’t they? You can cook one type of vegetable this way. Like summer squash cut into coins, sliced carrots, garlic, mushrooms, onions, tomatoes, peppers,  broccoli, spinach, etc..  You control how well you want the food cooked.   I like to combine several vegetables when I sauté. For example, garlic, onions, zucchini, peppers, mushrooms and tomatoes. Put  the ones that take the longest to cook in first, then add the others as you go along. Season with salt, pepper and other spices like thyme, basil, oregano, tarragon, dill.  At this point you can sprinkle with cheese, or grate some parmesan over the dish. Add some cooked pasta or rice, stir around and you have a wonderful side dish.

Roast. Usually you will roast hard vegetables like winter squash, sweet potatoes, white potatoes , pumpkin,, carrots, turnips, These are often called root vegetables, even though all vegetables had roots at one time. You can also roast broccoli, onion, kale, cauliflower, brussel sprouts, asparagus. These come out crisp and carmelized.. Some people say this brings out the sweetness, but don’t get you hopes up. They’ll taste good but won’t taste like a chocolate chip cookie.

               To Roast, slice in uniform sizes, place into casserole dish. Pour olive oil, add salt, pepper, maybe some garlic or other spices if you like. Stir all around and put into an oven. Heat can run from 350 – 425.  The hotter the oven, the quicker they’ll cook and the quicker they’ll burn too. I can’t tell you how long they’ll take, depends on the oven and the veggies and your preference. Can take from 10 minutes to 40 minutes. Sorry, One of these days I’ll come up with specific recipes for specific vegetables.

Grilling.  Here you can join the world of normal people in the summer time.  Approach as you would roasting . Slather with olive oil and seasonings and put on the grill.  I use a metal grill basket. This prevents the vegetables from touching the grates where the meat was cooked, and keeps the vegetables from falling into the coals too.  You can eat the veggies simply grilled, or cool and add to salad, or toss h into freshly cooked pasta with olive oil and then grate parmesan cheese over.

Now, That is what I’d like to eat if you invite me over for dinner. I’m free next Tuesday.